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Decided to write this down and avoid actually bugging my real life friends by saying “I had this crazy dream last night”

**Update**

I ended up blabing on about it with two friends anyway.

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I went back to second grade. I needed to finish up elementary school for some reason even though the rest of my education was and it is in real life.

The Office of Academic Technology, which I worked at in real life at UF, was in the elementary school and all the old ladies that worked there before were there. I worked there part time while I was in school but I forgot all the details of the job. My friend Sean came by needing me to process a CLAS form and I needed help on how to do that.

My classes were extraordinarily simple as expected, except for on class on processing and formatting dates (i.e. MM-DD-YYYY DD-MM-YY etc).

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At home I had somehow switched bodies with my friend Jeff. I was living with his girlfriend/wife Jessica. Who was a combination of herself in real life and an ex-girlfriend of mine. It slowly became apparent that she did not love me and despised me, partially because I replaced her husband but also because she, in fact, hated Joe and hated the part of me that resembled him (since I assimilated parts of his personality). I begged for her to give me a chance, told her that I loved her. It didn’t matter.

Near the end of the dream I was sleeping alone, I had lost the business I owned, and was failing 2nd grade since I stopped showing up.

I went into the backyard and shot myself with a pistol dead in the forehead. Some how the bullet was stopped in my skull, and I lived.